my economics textbook sees a bright future ahead
someday i want someone to look at me the same way mark ruffalo looks at paul rudd
"Nope," I whisper as I exit out of a fic with no paragraph breaks.
remember when Cosmo didn’t tell Mama Cosma he married Wanda so when he went to see her he told her he was out getting milk for the past 10,000 years
The sexual tension between two people when one of them says “make me”
i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich
You know what the Green Heron is basically the best heron because it is like 90% neck so when it is all folded down it looks like a giant head with wings and legs
but then suddenly ZOOP
fucking green herrons
What the fuck
This deadass the funniest tweet ever.
omfg i let my 9 year old cousin use my laptop and now look at my history