"we’re having mcdonalds for dinner"
"i made cookies"
"i did your laundry for you"
"we’re going out you’ll be home alone for a few hours"
i’m still pissed off about growing up
Is this an original thought or am I just remembering it, a novel by me
her: u eat ass?
when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time
A tiger walks into a liquor store…there’s no punchline here.
Is that… a frisbee?
He just wants to play catch
i find it really weird how we can talk to ourselves in our head like how does that even work
I really like it when kid’s movies do this sort of thing and manage to make it seem natural and not at all forced to be like “edgy” or whatever.
and the parents’ associations got mad that the football player is gay…
YEAH NO SHIT HONEY
why does everyone care about being mature for their age like maybe i fucking like drinking from juice boxes and eating my popcorn like a fucking lizard fight me about it
lil piggy tippy toes…………
this vine is better than all of paranormal activity
too much can happen in six seconds. we have gone too far.
how long did it take you to notice the second dude from the right licking the other guy’s shoulder