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PIZZA IS MY LIFE COMPANION


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klartie:

"we’re having mcdonalds for dinner"

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"i made cookies"

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"i did your laundry for you" 

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"we’re going out you’ll be home alone for a few hours" 

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5 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 547,992 notes

hex-girlfriend:

i’m still pissed off about growing up

5 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 453,360 notes

Is this an original thought or am I just remembering it, a novel by me

5 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 31,788 notes

higgzorz:

her: u eat ass?

me: 

5 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 22,522 notes

egg-rolls:

when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time

5 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 591,203 notes
alongstrangeride:

gettin-nakie-outside:

equiroz:

A tiger walks into a liquor store…there’s no punchline here.

Is that… a frisbee?

He just wants to play catch

alongstrangeride:

gettin-nakie-outside:

equiroz:

A tiger walks into a liquor store…there’s no punchline here.

Is that… a frisbee?

He just wants to play catch

5 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 345,188 notes

threepac:

i find it really weird how we can talk to ourselves in our head like how does that even work

6 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 294,331 notes

variouscontent:

catbountry:

I really like it when kid’s movies do this sort of thing and manage to make it seem natural and not at all forced to be like “edgy” or whatever.

and the parents’ associations got mad that the football player is gay…

6 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 92,658 notes
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aprithot:

YEAH NO SHIT HONEY

6 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 12,394 notes
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ridge:

why does everyone care about being mature for their age like maybe i fucking like drinking from juice boxes and eating my popcorn like a fucking lizard fight me about it

6 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 293,306 notes
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cyclopette:

lil piggy tippy toes…………

6 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 25,040 notes
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defilerwyrm:

internetrachel:

todallison:

this vine is better than all of paranormal activity

too much can happen in six seconds. we have gone too far.

how long did it take you to notice the second dude from the right licking the other guy’s shoulder

6 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 209,048 notes
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